The Choice of Ed, Edd n Eddy, Part 5.

The Choice of Ed, Edd n Eddy

Part 4




  Once Eddy opened his eyes, he found himself in between two trucks. As both began to drove off, he found himself on the middle of the road, and quickly ran to the sidewalk. Eddy looked into the distance and saw a retro diner. One that he, Ed, Double D and their “New Father” would take sometimes take them because that’s where he met Haruka. Before he could go in, he went into a store and bought a hairnet, a trench-coat, and a fedora hat, so a certain person he was hoping to see won’t recognize him in the near future. As he got everything on, we went into the diner, and sat down at a booth. He waited anxiously hoping someone he was expecting to come by an take his order, and to his surprise....he did.

“Welcome to The Miss Starlight Diner! I’ll be your waitress, Haruka! What would you like sir?”
Eddy was amazed with what he saw. Haruka was very pretty looking with her waitress uniform on, and looked strikingly similar to Haruhi.

“Uh....just a milkshake is all.”
“What flavor?”

“Uh....chocolate?”

“Ah yes, the classic. Coming right up!”

“Oh! Before you go, you got some time to chit chat for a bit.”

“Sure! It’s close to closing time anyway. I’ll go get my boss’ permission first.”

When she came back with the milkshake, she sat down from the other side of the booth.

“Hey, when I saw you come in, I just knew you were shady and mysterious.”

“Uh....you did.”

“Yeah, why else would you wear a trench coat and a fedora hat? It’s a popular cliche they use in movies all the time!”

Haruka’s excitement to the unusual was very much like Haruhi. But she did seem a lot less malicious than Suzumiya. Eddy thought.

“Well, yeah you could say that I’m not really around here. Well, I’m kinda am but....wait....”

“Ah, I see. So....what brings you to me anyway?”

“Uh....what do you mean by that?”

“Well, I could tell from your wardrobe and shady look that you were hoping to see me. Don’t worry, I’m not uncomfortable anyway. You have proven yourself to be harmless.”

“Well....if you put it that way.....why are you working at this diner?” Eddy asked curiously.

“So I could start my wonderful life from this point on! I’m hoping to meet my one and only true love and start an awesome family.”

“A family huh?”

“Yup, a husband, her sexy wife, and their 3 cool boys!”

“....Why three boys?” Eddy asked blushing a bit.

“Cause boys are usually closer to their mother. Duh!”

“Ah, I see where you’re coming from.”

Eddy was thinking about what he should tell her about her future. He was afraid if she would become suspicious after asking the question, but he manned up, and began to speak up again.

“Hey....do you think you’re 100% healthy?”

“Uh..I think I am. Why do you ask?”

Eddy started to feel nervous.

“Well....I’m here to tell you that you’ll eventually die from a horrible disease!”

“....What? How do you know this? Are you from the future or something?”

“Uh.....well....” Eddy knew he had to spill the beans now. “Yes.....yes I am. I am something that will be.....close to you, and I’m here to warn you about this disease that will eventually kill you if you don’t do something about it soon!”

Haruka gazed at him for a moment. Then spoke up..

“That.....is INCREDIBLY AWESOME!”

Eddy was surprised that she was so accepting of this weird news that was brought to her. Then again he was remembered of who she was based off, and just smiled nervously to her.

“So does that mean you’ll go see a doctor for that?”

“Heck yeah I am! There’s no way I’m gonna have my life taken by some lame cancer-type disease!

I’m gonna go first thing in the morning!”

She got up and started to close up shop.

“Oh by the way.....who exactly are you from your time?”

“Uh......you’re just gonna have to guess for yourself.”

“Ah, I gotcha!” She winked and ran off.

Eddy felt really please with himself. Trying to prevent his adoptive mother from this dimension turned out to be easier than he thought. He went outside to the farthest deserted area he could find, and activated his P.T.T.P.D. to return home knowing that all his troubles were finally over......or so he thought. Instead of finding himself back in Nagato’s closet, he found himself strapped up to some chair in a dark room. He had no idea what was going on. But when the lights turned on, he was shocked at what he saw. He found Ed and Yui tied up and gagged above some chain hanged up from the ceiling, and looked down in front of him, was a figure in a dark cloak, and a mask that covered his face. He began to speak, revealing he spoke in some voice changer.

“Impressed? It’s an invention that can attract time travelers no matter where or when they are. That’s one thing they probably never bring up in the news. I’m quite the inventor.

Now.....to finish my job.”

Eddy felt a chill go through his very soul.

“....Wh....What are you gonna do to me?”

“The Origination was very specific with their request....they wanted me to turn you into nothing but mush.”

“Mush?!”

“Yeah! So you won’t be able to harm Haruhi Suzumiya, thus bringing the world to an end! And to top it all off, I’ll finish off your two friends, absolutely free.”

He turned on what looked like a death ray, cranked it up to full blast, and locked onto Eddy. Just when he thought his life was about to come to an end....a loud crash came from the side of the war-house. A van came in and ran over the Zig Zag killer and the death ray, and came out the Ghetto Gang.

“Alright! Jinny and 2x4, you finish off that scumbag! Romp, Nizz! Get those two down from there! Let’s move it!”

Everyone did as they requested, and Miss Mori came out of the van to get Eddy, Ed, and her daughter to safety. He took the van and drove out of the warehouse to a far enough place.

“Eddy! Speak to me!” Yui cried out in tears.

“I think he had a panic attack and passed out. He’ll be fine. For now, let’s just get back the Elric’s house...”

They reached the Ed’s household, and Miss Mori took on of the P.T.T.P.D’s.

“Where are you going mom?”

“To finish up business.”

She meant going back in time to prevent the event Eddy from attacking Haruhi. Yui nodded, and helped Ed get Eddy into the house.

To be continued.....